Message from owlswallowvowels
Two ducks are trying to fix a leaky faucet in a 250-square-foot shotgun shack in Detroit. It's February, the lightbulb is burned out, and there's no more marmalade in the icebox. Can Ben Roethlisberger save the disaffected Tumblr youth of the Occupy Wall Street generation?

no, we are our only saviors.