Still need a Halloween costume? As a kid I would always ask a demon to let me pull its head off and wear it as a mask.

The ~really~ cool thing is that, usually, if you promise the demon you’ll play Magic: The Gathering with him later it can make you glow in the dark! Not only does this look mega-cool, but from a safety perspective it all but eliminates the dangers of auto accidents traditionally posed by trick-or-treating at night.

Just remember not to wear a demon head for more than one hour at a time, or it’ll start to learn how to assert control over your body just like in that Goosebumps book, you’ll start getting bodysnatched and you’ll just get in trouble with mom. Trust me.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY! DON’T GET BODYSNATCHED!